Sarah Dawson
Some Attributes
First 5th Place in Epicvivor: Egypt
Second Kissing Probst.
Third Raping Probst.
Other Attributes

Sarah Dawson was a contestant in Survivor: Philippines, and placed 13rd. She returned for Epicvivor: Egypt, and placed 5th. She is most remembered for going kissing Probst, f*cking Probst and raping Probst.


Personal Claim to Fame: Raping Naked Probst.
Inspiration in Life: Naked Probst.
Hobbies: Raping Naked Probst.
Pet Peeves: When Naked Probst is not naked.
3 Words to Describe You: Naked Probst's wife, raper and lover.
If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why?
1) Naked Probst
2) Condoms
3) A Naked Probst's picture
SURVIVOR RP Contestant You Are Most Like: Naked Probst. We are soulmates.
Reason for Being on SURVIVOR RP: I wanna rape Naked Probst.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR RP: Because I can rape Naked Probst.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR RP: People readily trust me, I am very good as a competitor, I won’t make anyone too bitter and I can talk people into anything.

Epicvivor: EgyptEdit

Day 1: Dawson raped Probst.

Day 2: Dawson raped Probst, and voted for Stewie.

Day 3: Dawson raped Probst.

Day 4: Dawson raped Probst, and voted for Cynthia.

Day 5: Dawson raped Probst.

Day 6: Dawson raped Probst, and voted for Cole, who used an Idol, eliminating Dawson instead. Before leaving, Dawson raped Probst once more.

Day 9: Dawson raped Probst, and voted for Nissim to win.

Dawson's Voting History
Episode Dawson's
Voted Against
1 Yanapuu Tribe Immune
2 Stewie -
3 Yanapuu Tribe Immune
4 Cynthia -
5 No Tribal Council
6 Cole Cole, Nissim
Voted Off, Day 18
Voted for
Sole Survivor


  • She was played by BrunoSomebody.
  • She is really Sarah Dawson from Survivor: Philippines.