Swedish Chef
Note 4th Place of CKvivor.
Note Famous Chef.
Note Sexual Beast.
Note Need for affection.
Note Obsession with using foods as sexual references.
Note Colleen is hot.

Chef was a contestant on CKSurvivor: Martinique.


Name: Swedish Chef (50?)
Tribe: Soleil, Amasak
Current Residence: Idaho.
Occupation: Professional Chef
Personal Claim to Fame: My inspureeng cuukeeng, und my knooledge-a ooff zee fegeena. Bork Bork Bork!
Inspiration in Life: De-a-flooereeng zee tumetu. Bork Bork Bork!"
Hobbies: Sexooel Intercuoorse-a, puppeeng cherreees, greending zee meet. Bork Bork Bork!
Pet Peeves: Flebby fegeenes, seggy buubs. Bork Bork Bork!
3 Words to Describe You: Sexy, Sexeeer, Sexeeer veet a beegger bretvoorst. Bork Bork Bork!
If you could have 3 things on the island, what and why?
1.) Loobe-a, fur iesy eccess! Bork Bork Bork!
2.) Meesooreeng Tepe-a, tu prufe-a thet my penees is lunger thun zee seeze-a ooff un Efecedu!
3.) Cheeckee, tu meke-a zee chup chup meels! Bork Bork Bork!
SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Perfetee, I vuoold leeke-a tu puoor my grefy intu thet feesh suoop, her fegeena is elsu beeg. Bork Bork Bork!
Reason for being on SURVIVOR: Tu remufe-a zee tumetu ooff ell zee leettle-a gurls. Bork Bork Bork!
Why you think you will be the sole SURVIVOR: Becoose-a veet a penees leeke-a meene-a, thet is cepeble-a ooff cufereeng zee turtelleeni veet zee feesh suoop. Zee sperm veell trefel zee deestunce-a. Bork Bork Bork!

CKSurvivor: MartiniqueEdit

Chef's Voting History
Day Chef's
Voted Against
1 Constance -
1 Soleil Tribe Immune
2 Flo -
3 Soleil Tribe Immune
4 Geraffe Geraffe
5 Lorde -
Eliminated, Day 6
Voted For
Sole Survivor


  • SwedishChef was played by LongLiveLion.